I must teach my son the way of the NINJA. Hi, I am Adam, and I am a NINJA MASTER. Most of you don't know this about me. I try not to advertise it too much. But to show my extreme ability I will show you a few pictures of me ninjatizing stuff.
This is a picture of a meeting I ninja'd into. I had to obtain a few fingerprints from some of these guys and it was just easier while they were together.
I ninja'd into this party, got some water, and was out of there.
The ring this bride was wearing was stollen. I was hired to retrieve it, without being seen. If you look carefully you can see a slight blur from my foot as I jumped up into the tree.
Ninja soft side, we all have them. One of the rare times I let myself be seen, make the enemies think I am weak.
Now to the training. First, the headband. (given to me by one of my awesome students. I would tell you her name, but she is a NINJA, and I don't want to blow her cover. So why blow my cover? I don't need cover, I am cover, ya, think about that one. NINJA THOUGHT BOMB)
Perfect fit. Aerodynamic, beautiful, deadly.
Next we started working with nunchucks. He picked it up really quick.
Practicing a deadly NINJA swing.
You might be asking yourself "what if he doesn't have his nunchucks with him when he must do some NINJAING?" Well, I taught him how to use and MAKE his chucks, that's how NINJAS roll.
Next, training with the NINJA STAR, a personal favorite. I have taken out heads of governments with my NINJA STAR.
Next we practiced our NINJA STEALTH. The first picture is next to a water bottle for reference, the next picture is of him, in NINJA MODE!
We did a little practice outside. You can see where he is sitting. Our next lesson will be talking about how although a NINJA can be totally invisible when we want to, you still have to be careful of your butt tracks.
And last is just a few shots of him practicing in his chair. He got some good choke holds in using his chucks on the puppet. He will be deadly. With my training I have no doubt that he will one day become one of the greatest, deadliest, and NINJAIEST NINJAS of all time.








Do you get Dental being a ninja master? Because I'm looking to switch careers and I absolutely need dental coverage.
ReplyDeletei wondered about that...being a retired NINJA myself, if the little NINJA man had not been in my house at times when there was no Jeep out in the driveway. it was though i could sense a presence, but not visibly see a body.....
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